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March 01, 2012
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[so not yes to all of this but yes to enough of it to make it worth reblogging] [Twilight] [relationships]

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February 16, 2012
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"About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I was going to steal the Declaration of Independence. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how potent that part might be - that was going to steal the Declaration of Independence. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably dedicated to stealing the Declaration of Independence."

— Nicolas Cage, Twilight Treasure

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[Nicolas Cage] [Twilight] [I'm so happy this exists] [National Treasure]

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February 05, 2012
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akindofpoetry: #Charlie could require Edward to wear a crown declaring ”KING OF JACKASSES” in order to be granted entry into the Swan home. #Charlie will be receiving a son-in-law-to-be for Father’s Day this year. #Go hug your parents.

akindofpoetry:

#Charlie could require Edward to wear a crown declaring ”KING OF JACKASSES” in order to be granted entry into the Swan home. #Charlie will be receiving a son-in-law-to-be for Father’s Day this year. #Go hug your parents.

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[basically these books are the worst thing ever written] [Twilight]

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January 12, 2012
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-holiday:

deathfeathers:

ryuutsu:

sheldonleonard:

[x]

WHAT EVEN.

I’M SCREAMING

Because two wrongs make a right. 

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[Twilight] [The Big Bang Theory] [EW]

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January 03, 2012
"Basically the same as the original, except that Bella is socially apt and incredibly witty. Her distrust of Edward is initially bourne out of a tragic misunderstanding of his character, but after a fling with Jacob during which he sexually assaults her (amusing to no one in this version) she and Edward live happily ever after."

— Twilight, if it was written by Jane Austen (via unsortedmess)

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[Twilight if written by Austen would've actually been awesome] [and would've been more about money] [Twilight] [Jane Austen]

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December 31, 2011
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Pants are an illusion and so is death.: “Twilight” as a cautionary tale about traditional gender roles

fuckyeahfeminists:

Bella is warned by numerous people and events throughout the course of the story that she is actively pursuing her own destruction – but she’s so dependent on Edward and caught up in the idea of the romance that she refuses to see the situation for what it is. Charlie…

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[Twilight] [gender roles] [society] [dominance]