"About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I was going to steal the Declaration of Independence. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how potent that part might be - that was going to steal the Declaration of Independence. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably dedicated to stealing the Declaration of Independence."
— Nicolas Cage, Twilight Treasure
(Source: meloyhaberman, via lesserjoke)
"Basically the same as the original, except that Bella is socially apt and incredibly witty. Her distrust of Edward is initially bourne out of a tragic misunderstanding of his character, but after a fling with Jacob during which he sexually assaults her (amusing to no one in this version) she and Edward live happily ever after."
— Twilight, if it was written by Jane Austen (via unsortedmess)
(Source: elizabethrstark.com, via duchessoftime)