"About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I was going to steal the Declaration of Independence. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how potent that part might be - that was going to steal the Declaration of Independence. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably dedicated to stealing the Declaration of Independence."

— Nicolas Cage, Twilight Treasure

(Source: meloyhaberman, via lesserjoke)

akindofpoetry:

#Charlie could require Edward to wear a crown declaring ”KING OF JACKASSES” in order to be granted entry into the Swan home. #Charlie will be receiving a son-in-law-to-be for Father’s Day this year. #Go hug your parents.

-holiday:

deathfeathers:

ryuutsu:

sheldonleonard:

[x]

WHAT EVEN.

I’M SCREAMING

Because two wrongs make a right. 

(via writehor)

"Basically the same as the original, except that Bella is socially apt and incredibly witty. Her distrust of Edward is initially bourne out of a tragic misunderstanding of his character, but after a fling with Jacob during which he sexually assaults her (amusing to no one in this version) she and Edward live happily ever after."

— Twilight, if it was written by Jane Austen (via unsortedmess)

(Source: elizabethrstark.com, via duchessoftime)

fuckyeahfeminists:

Bella is warned by numerous people and events throughout the course of the story that she is actively pursuing her own destruction – but she’s so dependent on Edward and caught up in the idea of the romance that she refuses to see the situation for what it is. Charlie…